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Some movies will simply star Latifah, as herself, in the lead role. A provision of the law requires at least one movie per year following this formula. In “Behold Queen Latifah,” she will star as a poor woman from Brooklyn who rises to become a star analyst for Bear Stearns who bests the starchy white men at the company with her street-smart savvy. The final scene is a rousing party at the outfit’s Manhattan headquarters, where older white men in suits put bandanas on their heads and boogie to “Everybody Dance Now.” In “Back Off! The Queen’s Coming Through”, she will star as an Army private who rises to become a general with her savvy street smarts, and helps to save America from a terrorist threat by out-rapping Muslim terrorists.

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